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C636 Asshole King Showed off His Might!



C636 Asshole King Showed off His Might!

Aoao ~ ~    

    

Thousands of Yin Puppet swarmed forward, just inches away.    

    

Weiqing suddenly shouted: "Hold your nose!"    

    

Lv Futian was quickly able to guess what Weiqing wanted to do and immediately held his breath as he pinched his nose.    

    

The Ghost Fairy, on the other hand, was stunned and scolded: "What's the use of pinching your nose, hurry up and make your move, didn't you say you could handle it by yourself …"    

    

Before he even finished speaking, Weiqing casually waved his hand, summoning the Yin Puppet. A wave of strange burning incense came out.    

    

They were both Yin Puppet, and there was a huge difference between the handled Yin Puppet at the gates of hell and these wild Yin Puppet.    

    

Weiqing's Fart King Yin Puppet was dressed in an exquisite red robe and a scholar's hat. It had a delicate face with makeup and had a kind of rouge perfume on it.    

    

Weiqing's face was a little nervous. He pinched his nose and snorted: "Go!"    

    

Fart King slowly turned around and raised his butt.    

    

Suddenly, a loud noise was heard, like the explosion of spring thunder. A burst of yellow colored gas was emitted from behind her …    

    

Instantly, the weather changed!    

    

An unprecedented stench pervaded the air, causing Weiqing to feel as if he had eaten feces, and he immediately vomited.    

    

Fortunately, Weiqing held his breath in time and pinched his nose!    

    

The yellow body's Qi spread out, and all the Yin Puppet that had rushed up fell to the ground, without any warning …    

    

The Ghost Fairy let out an unprecedented miserable cry!    

    

In the next moment, Ghost Fairy fell to the ground, spitting out white foam. The originally beautiful feathers stood up, and lay on the ground, twitching. His sharp eyes were filled with despair as he spat out mouthfuls of blood, wishing that he could spit out everything in his body!    

    

"Isn't this too smelly?"    

    

Weiqing felt very uncomfortable right now.    

    

Although he was prepared and could only inhale a small breath of the stench, he felt his body constantly churning and a desire to vomit welled up within him. But Weiqing did not dare to open his mouth, and could only hold it in with all his might.    

    

He knew that if he opened his mouth, the instant the stench would make him unable to close it.    

    

Fart King slowly stood up. After about 10 minutes, there was only yellow smoke for a few kilometers.    

    

Yin Puppet laid all over the place.    

    

"That old Jianghu really didn't lie to me. This Fart King's stench is something no one in this world is willing to be infected with …" Weiqing and Lv Futian looked at each other, one of his hands grabbed Ghost Fairy who was vomiting on the ground and rushed back, since the Yin Puppet had fallen, then he should come back later, if not after standing here for a long time his entire body would start to smell.    

    

The two of them sprinted for about 10 km before stopping.    

    

Weiqing loosened his nose, spat out a mouthful of air, and said: "Why is it still so smelly, isn't this Fart King's fart a little too smelly?"    

    

Lv Futian also loosened his nose, immediately his face became pale, and continued to retreat.    

    

The two of them retreated another ten kilometers. Their noses were still open as a terrible stench assaulted their noses …    

    

"Save me, save me, I really am going to die …" Ghost Fairy's two hands that were tightly holding onto Weiqing suddenly loosened their grip, they looked at Weiqing with a face of despair, and said weakly: "Don't go, I'm almost done, I'm already sick from internal injuries, I'm already sick, I'm begging you, quickly find a place with water to bathe, or else kill me with one slash!"    

    

It was only then that Weiqing realized that the reason why he could still smell the smelly fart after running tens of kilometers was because of the smell of the smelly fart.    

    

The name of the Fart King was indeed well-deserved.    

    

Suddenly, Weiqing's entire body shivered, he thought about what the martial arts dealer said to him when he left the Ghost Door.    

    

"You must remember, this stinky fart is divided into different levels. If you just give out orders verbally, and the power of the fart released by the Fart King is average, and if you use your blood to give out orders, it will cause death. When that happens, don't blame me for not reminding you!"    

    

The heck, this might is mediocre?    

    

A smelly fart that even Yin Puppet fainted with, to the point of the dignified Ancient Great Roc being exhausted, was even worse than death. If he really used the blood curse to give orders, then how terrifying would the fart released by the Fart King be?    

    

Weiqing and Lv Futian vomited all the way while looking for a water source.    

    

In the end, under the guidance of the Ghost Fairy, they found a Blackwater River.    

    

The Black River looked very muddy, but the two of them and the bird had no time to care about anything else. They jumped into the river, threw away all their clothes and began washing their bodies. After washing around, even a layer of the skin on his body had almost been rubbed off, he still felt that his body was extremely stinky, as if his entire body was covered with the smell of feces. In the end, Weiqing went to the Abyssal Realm s and washed his body with some very precious strange flowers and herbs a few times before he gradually started to feel better.    

    

"Sigh, I'm not bathing anymore!"    

    

Lv Futian was in the water tiredly.    

    

Weiqing was also very helpless.    

    

He had never felt that bathing was such a strenuous task. To wash off the stench on his body, his hands had become numb.    

    

"Save me, save me, I don't want to live anymore …" Ghost Fairy was soaked in his hands and all the golden feathers on his body had been completely plucked out, turning him into a bald bird. He rubbed his body until it was red and his mouth was swollen. "Kill me! I really can't take it anymore! Wuwuwu ~ ~ ~"    

    

For the first time, Weiqing revealed a sympathetic and apologetic expression towards the Ghost Fairy, and helplessly said: "I'm sorry, I didn't expect the Fart King to be so powerful as well …"    

    

Lv Futian laughed bitterly: "In the future, I can guarantee that no one will be willing to be your enemy!"    

    

The duo and the bird had been bathing in the Black River for an entire day and night. The river was filled with petals, and the fragrance was overflowing. However, if one were to smell it carefully, they would still be able to smell the feces. These petals were not ordinary petals but rather, extremely precious medicinal ingredients that Weiqing had obtained from the Hundred Immortal Valley. However, in order to wash off the change in smell on his body, Weiqing decided to go all out.    

    

The heck, if he were to walk out smelt like sh * t, wouldn't he be laughed to death by others?    

    

After washing for a day, Weiqing and the other two finally went ashore.    

    

The Ghost Fairy shrank into a ball, shivering. He looked at Weiqing with a fearful gaze, without the slightest bit of elegance from a Ancient Great Roc.    

    

Previously, when it was roasting the Ghost Fairy, it was not afraid at all. But now, it had become suspicious of life due to a fart from the Fart King and created a shadow in its heart.    

    

"Those Yin Puppet probably won't run away, right?" Weiqing laid on the ground tiredly.    

    

Ghost Fairy roared: "Run away my ass! Pah! Not my ass!" He looked at Weiqing with incomparable complaint, gritted his teeth and said: "Don't even mention these retarded Yin Puppet, they are all living people. Even if they were to be struck by something like that, they can't survive a single moment!"    

    


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