C375 Inspection
C375 Inspection
"I'm in a hurry. I need to borrow the toilet." Lee Yang covered his stomach and said anxiously, "You are the only one with buildings around here. I am a man with mysophobia. So please let me in. I promise I will come out soon. Please. Saving a life is better than building a seven-storied pagoda, dear."
" I'm sorry, sir. I can't let you in without a membership card. Walk to the left, there's a public toilet about two hundred meters away. Where can you solve your internal problem? I'll give you this packet of tissues. I hope I can help you. " The guard said calmly.
Lee Yang cried out strangely and said, "Don't be so unreasonable. The poop has already reached the bottom of your butt. You still have the heart to let me walk two hundred meters. What if I pull it on my pants and count you or me? There's a toilet not far behind you, even though I don't study much. But I still know the WC. It's the English abbreviation of the toilet, right? If you really don't trust me, just follow me. "
Lee Yang had seen a lot of guards like him. He had seen people who were even more outrageous than him. Borrowing a toilet was too cliché. The guards were too lazy to expose him. The key was that the superior had asked them not to let any strangers in through the entrance. Without a membership card, they would definitely not let them in. Furthermore, this was not an ordinary membership card. This membership card was bound to the customer's retina. If there were any abnormalities during the scan, they could kill the impersonator on the spot!
There was no law here. The rules set by the club were the highest standards. However, murder had never happened before, although there were quite a number of imposters... But they all used other excuses to sneak in, using a membership card to impersonate a member... No one had ever done such a thing before.
"I'm sorry, sir, if you continue to pester me... We will use violence." The guard said sternly, "We are all civilized people. No one wants to see that. Right? So please leave immediately. Don't force us to turn against you. "
Lee Yang said loudly," Aiya, you still want to beat me up? You actually want to beat me up. Alright, come, come, hit me on the head. Don't think that just because you work for rich people, you're better than them. In other people's eyes, you're just a guard. It is polite to call you a guard. If you are not polite, you can call you a door dog. Do you know what a door dog is? You're so smart, you definitely don't know."
" Sir, if you say such insulting words again... Don't blame us for being rude to you." The guard said with a dark face. Lee Yang's words had touched his bottom line. He regarded the important people in the club as his idols. They were not ordinary guards. One day, he would get rid of his identity as a guard and appear in the lobby of the club. He would be revered and worshipped by thousands of people.
Lee Yang pursed his lips and said, "Alright, stop being so arrogant. If he didn't want to borrow it, then he wouldn't. He talked for a long time. Isn't it just that you dislike us poor people? Didn't you just think that if I went in to relieve myself, I would dirty your toilet? I don't f * cking believe that the shit that rich people poop is still fragrant. Hmph, now that you're begging me to go in, I won't even go in. I'll just be at the door for convenience. Let's see what you can do to me."
The guard's patience had also reached its limit, even though there were several cameras monitoring him from above. If he did something that humiliated the entire clubhouse, he would be fired in minutes. However, Lee Yang was already considered unreasonable, so even if he killed this guy, he would not be blamed by the higher-ups of the clubhouse. Besides, he had the right to kill, although this guy wasn't an imposter. But it's not much different.
Thus, the guard took off his hat and pounced on Lee Yang. Lee Yang was taking off his belt at this moment. The guard's actions were like a vicious dog pouncing on food, scaring him. He held his pants and shouted, "Someone, kill someone!"
"Don't scream. If you call me again, I'll kill you!" The guard said anxiously.
"If you want to kill me even if I don't want to, then why shouldn't I? Do I have to let you quietly kill me before it counts? Hey, bro, let me talk to you. If you're willing to let me in, can you just pretend that nothing happened today?"
"Hehe, you finally showed your true colors. I knew you weren't looking for the toilet. You just wanted to sneak in. Tell me, what exactly did you want to do here?" The guard said angrily.
Lee Yang shrugged and said, "You are so funny, but I still want to tell you that I am not that cheap."
"So what if I laughed?"
"I'm laughing at your face."
Before he could finish his sentence, the guard felt a burning pain on his face. He had actually been slapped by Lee Yang. What on earth had he done? His movement was so fast that he didn't even see it.
"I forgot to tell you. I didn't bring any paper when I went to the toilet. I cleaned it with my hands, but I didn't find a place with water after that. I just used the weeds on the side of the road to casually wipe them. Well, your face is quite tender and smooth. " Lee Yang said with a smile, "How is it? My poop tastes pretty good, right? Is it no different from those of rich people? Actually, I am also a rich person. "
Although he knew that Lee Yang was most likely talking nonsense, the guard could not take it anymore. His body was trembling as he bit his lips. He suddenly took out a pistol from his waist and roared, "I will kill you! I will kill you!"
Lee Yang let out a strange cry and crossed his arms in front of his chest. He said with a smile that was not a smile, "You finally took it out? I thought you could endure it for a long time. Actually, to be honest, I don't want to make things difficult for you, because from any point of view, you are just an ordinary guard. It's just that the workplace is a little high-end, and the income is a little higher than other security guards. Other than that, you are in no other place worthy of envy. What I said before might hurt your dignity. But you often trample on other people's dignity. Now you know how it feels. Knowing that a fox exploiting the tiger's might will not end well in the end. What do you think happened to me today? Why would I suddenly want to teach you a lesson? I think I really took the wrong medicine and needed to go to the toilet to calm down."
The guard held the gun with both hands, but he still gave off a feeling as if he couldn't hold it steadily. However, his eyes were already red, and he really looked like a crazy fox.
"Shoot, let me see how your shooting skills are." Lee Yang said lightly.
The guard struggled and hesitated. In just a few seconds, his heart felt like it had been ravaged by a level ten tsunami. It was already broken into pieces. However, in the end, he did not have the courage to pull the trigger. He lowered his hands dejectedly. His whole body fell limply to the ground.
"Why? Why do you have to target me? Why? I just want to do this job peacefully, and then one day, I will be able to make a meteoric rise. Why do you want to destroy my humble dream? Who are you? Was it the devil sent by the heavens to punish me?" The guard wailed like a helpless child.
Lee Yang walked over and put away the gun. This thing wasn't used to scare people, it was a real person. This clubhouse actually had a real guy as a guard. One could imagine how fearless the big boss behind the scenes was.
He gently touched the guard's head, as if he was touching a dog. Lee Yang quickly erased this feeling. He couldn't deny this man from the inside out. At least he had some areas that were sparkling. Although he didn't see it.
"I said, I might have taken the wrong medicine today, Wang Yao said. I could have knocked you out or even crippled you, but I don't know if that nerve was wrong. I actually wanted to tease you. I swear I'm definitely not gay. The problem of orientation is that I'm not a f * cking problem. Going off topic and continuing the discussion just now, why should I deal with you? Oh, I got it. I'm trying to save you, dear." When Lee Yang said this, his voice suddenly became softer. He leaned close to the other party's ear and said very ambiguously," This place is finished. As a guard who once helped a villain, you are finished. Even if you are as innocent as a virgin, those people will not let you go. Moreover, you have also seen the person who has the most people entering and exiting this place. Do you understand what I mean? It's not just those investigating people who want to kill you, even the people in the club want to kill you. You've grasped too many secrets, you'll die for sure. And I'm the angel sent by the heavens to save you, hurry up and leave."
" I have never seen an angel like you, wuwu, did you land on the ground with your face first? "
"Oh my god, stop acting cute, okay? You look like Zhang Fei, but you still act cute. Are you guilty?"
"No matter what, you destroyed my dream. I hate you. Even if I can escape this disaster, I still hate you. " The guard rubbed his eyes and cried like a child who didn't get candy.
"Alright, why the hell are you guys crying? I'm leaving, you should leave as well. Because something very terrifying will happen here later. If you don't leave now, it'll be too late later." Lee Yang said in a mysterious manner. He stood up and walked into the clubhouse while laughing.
The guard looked at Lee Yang's back in a daze. After a few seconds, he almost fainted again.
This guy actually went to the toilet first. Could it be that he really just wanted to borrow the toilet? Was it because I angered him that he wanted to completely destroy this place?
The guard patted his head and fiercely said to himself, "From now on, don't look at President Marisu anymore. You have signs of being retarded. You'd better leave quickly."