Almighty Conceited Sovereign

"Boss, boss, let me call you boss Fang. I really admire you so much that I practically prostrate myself in front of you. Please allow me to offer you the purest and most surging admiration from an ordinary youth."    

The moment Gold Manager left, she immediately grabbed Fang Shaobai's hand. Her face was full of red eyes, an expression that could be called the most evil in history, causing Fang Shaobai to instantly get goosebumps.    

Fang Shaobai could allow any graceful looking woman to pull at him, or allow any young married woman to eagerly express her love and admiration for him, but she could not tolerate a fatty who had a swollen face and was even a male fatty who was pulling at his shameless confession.    

Bang!    

Without hesitation, Fang Shaobai kicked Fatty Du three metres away, "Die, you damn fatty, I would rather die than pick up the soap from you. Don't force me to bury you right here in this beautiful garden."    

's kick had sent him flying, and a rock more than three metres away smashed into his butt. Forget about his meat being springy, just this stone had almost taken Fatty Du's life.    

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"    

Hearing Fatty Du's screams which instantly filled the entire garden, even the guards outside of the garden felt a burst of fear. There was actually such a heart-wrenching scream in this world, was this really taking apart one's intestines and tearing one's bones apart?    

"Boss, what are you doing? I'm only expressing my heartfelt respect to you, that's all. Why are you kicking me? It hurts, so painful … it hurts … I'm going to die, aiyo … my butt … aiyo … …"    

Fatty Du could not understand, why did Fang Shaobai suddenly turn hostile? Looking at his expression, it was still filled with anger, it was really incomprehensible, does she really hate being worshipped by others, how could there be such a strange person in the world?    

Fang Shaobai's mouth twitched, and said in a serious tone: "I don't mind your admiration, but I do object to a man like you pulling and tugging at me, I don't want to pick up soap."    

"Picking up soap? "What do you mean, boss, why do your words confuse me so much?" Fatty Du was not stupid, Fang Shaobai had already emphasized picking up soaps twice, and this showed that Fang Shaobai did not hate being worshipped, but hated picking up soaps instead.    

Seeing Fatty Du's blank face, Fang Shaobai finally realised that she had overreacted. Sh * t, I almost forgot that there was no soap in this world, and I don't know what soap is used to scare away an army of thousands.    

Fang Shaobai couldn't help but consider whether or not she should explain it to Fatty Du. That kick was a bit heavy. It was obvious that this Fatty Du was also a persistent person. It would be weird if she did not chase after them to find out, but that would be even more troublesome.    

"Well, I'll give you a better look. "Soap, it's a type of bath. I've read about a place in the world where people love to clean themselves. Before taking a bath, they use soap on themselves and then clean themselves with water."    

"It's amazing that there's such a place like this. Boss, you've seen so much. I'm impressed. I'm really impressed."    

"However, soap is not a big deal when it's dry. When it comes into contact with water, it will become slippery, making it easy to let go when taking a bath."    

"So you want to pick it up?"    

Fatty Du had an expression of sudden enlightenment, her eyes were immediately filled with deep suspicions, "That's not right, just pick it up, Boss, is there a need to overreact?"    

"F * ck, so simple. Imagine if you bent over to pick up soap when a bathhouse is full of men taking a bath. If there was a man behind you who developed an indescribable interest in your fleshy butt, or even directly attacked you because of that, would he silently accept it or even moan?"    

With that, Fatty Du's face darkened, even with the bruises, it was clear that she had a pure black face.    

"Fang Shaobai!"    

The Fatty Du roared in anger, "You disgusting bastard, you're the one who picked up the soap, you f * cking picked up the soap! Say, I'm picking up the soap with you!"    

Fatty Du could not help but cover her mouth with her hands. Her angry breath paused for a moment, then turned and ran, "I'm not going to speak anymore, let me vomit a bit!"    

"Tsk, why don't you puke for a while. If laozi really picked up the soap, then he would truly puke for three to five years and wipe his own neck."    

Fang Shaobai rolled her eyes in disdain and laughed.    

It wasn't easy for Fatty Du to retch loudly once he saw Fang Shaobai, but his expression was already filled with contempt, "Boss, you made me respect you so much that from this year onwards, I will not exist within three meters of you."    

"Bastard, that's for the best. Those within three meters of me belong to beauties. What do you count as?" Fang Shaobai was not courteous at all.    

Fatty Du: "…"    

The two of them were both extremely vulgar men. After playing around for a while, they finally confirmed their perfect and healthy orientation and released their grudges.    

Fatty Du rubbed her painful butt again, and said with a face full of admiration: "Boss, you are really overpowered, how could you think of coming to the City Lord's Mansion and saying such shameless words, I can't take it lying down anymore, you are also young, even younger than me, but you used your perfect tongue to make the Gold Manager run away, if I had your ability, my secret recipe for wine would have already let me scold you back."    

Fang Shaobai shot a glance at him, and said with a darkened face: "You don't seem to have any shame either. You know you're older than me, but call me boss instead. Did you get my permission?"    

"Tsk, that's not the same. Boss, your mouth is at the Martial Saint realm in my heart, so you have the qualifications to enjoy the respect and love of all the young men in the world who yearn for the easy way out of the mouth. "    

Fang Shaobai looked at Fatty Du's face that seemed to take it for granted, and suddenly felt a chill in her heart. Damn, this Fatty Du is the most shameless person in the world, and she's even a f * cking innocent teenager?    

Fang Shaobai curled her lips in disdain and spat out three words, "Of course not!"    

"Of course not! What, what do you mean? " Fatty Du was stunned once again.    

Fang Shaobai laughed, "Your boss has always been full of philosophy, like a ball of white cloud in this myriad of things in the world, a wisp of cool breeze. If your realm is not strong enough, you will never be able to understand the unfathomable meaning within."    

The Fatty Du nodded her head thoughtfully. However, with the example of picking up soap, he still looked at Fang Shaobai warily. She did not have much trust in him, and had already determined that this was not a good thing to say.    

Fang Shaobai was overjoyed in her heart as she thought to herself complacently.    

With a companion that he could fool around with, the realm of his life had risen as expected. Fang Shaobai suddenly felt that she had risen to a higher level.    

Fang Shaobai thought happily, the most successful sign of a man, of a man living in this world, was the fact that he could not finish his work, that he had an endless amount of beautiful women around him, that he had a body full of explosive military value, and that he also had a few friends who were a little worse off than him, but could still cut him off.    

Inexhaustible money, the gentleness of a beauty, and the explosive worth of martial arts required a lifetime of hard work. It was difficult to have a constant standard.    

However, he was a bit more foolish than himself. He could even listen to his own friends fooling him. As long as he had a friend, it would be considered a success.    

If life was an instance dungeon, Fang Shaobai felt that she had finally completed a small part of the instance dungeon quest.    

However, the situation now, as the atmosphere gradually became more peaceful, Fatty Du had no choice but to grieve, "Boss, that Gold Manager is obviously going to temporarily imprison the two of us here, do you have any tricks up your sleeves?"    

Fang Shaobai suddenly said: "So what if I have a move? So what if I don't have any moves? Are you in a hurry to get out of here? I'm in no hurry. "No matter what, we have to give them some time to verify our investigations."    

Fang Shaobai knew clearly in her heart that City Master Bai wanted the Gold Manager to temporarily pacify him but that it would be a waste of time. Firstly, to truly verify his identity, and secondly, to come up with a solution.    

Before all these things were done, it was impossible for City Lord Bai to appear in front of him again. The only thing he could do now was to wait.    

However, the Fatty Du did not think as deeply as Fang Shaobai did, and said with a bitter face: "Boss, we will miss out on a lot of things if we were to be placed under house arrest. Sigh, when I go out, who have my spirit beasts already?"    

"Eh? What's going on? What spirit beast?" Fang Shaobai's heart skipped a beat, then she remembered that when she first entered the city, Fatty Du wanted to find him to form a party, as well as the discussions of the customers inside.    

"Boss, you're not, right? You really don't know?" Fatty Du was speechless, but she still told his the whole story.