Strongest Wastrel

Ning Yuesoong rolled his eyes and looked outside the window vigilantly. Then, he whispered into my ear and said in an extremely vulgar tone, "This condition, it's very simple. If you dare to take me out for drinks or to play with women, it's just a small matter. I can even push him away and see if you dare to agree or not."    

    

Going out for a drink and playing with women?    

    

Ning Yuesoong was just a bunch of old bones.    

    

"… …"    

    

I was stunned on the spot, not knowing how to open my mouth. Ning Yuesoong, this weird old man, likes to look for excitement in secret, although he agreed well on the surface, but he was still secretly doing it, and even wants to use me as a gun. If people find out in the end, I will definitely take the blame.    

    

If this news were to spread out, I would be unable to keep my end of the holidays. It would be a different story if I were to bring my seniors out to eat, drink, and play.    

    

Sly and crafty, this old man would do anything to get excited!    

    

However, when I thought about Ning Zhenbang, I saw his skill, his strength, and his sword, and I felt a burning desire in my heart. I knew that this was a trap, but I still jumped in and said through gritted teeth, "As long as you can help me balance Ning Zhenbang and stop him from showing off in front of me, I'll bring you out of here!"    

    

"Alright, alright, alright. Then it's settled." Ning Yuesoong immediately laughed joyfully with an extremely vulgar expression.    

    

"But at your age, how are you doing?" I was bored.    

    

In the end, Ning Yuesoong's face changed. He patted his chest and slightly raised his head, "Are you looking down on Second Master? I, Second Master, will tell you this. In the past, I was an elegant and unrestrained person, with a large and small Yanjing.    

    

"What does that have to do with anything? You must be at least 70 years old, right? " I deliberately asked him, thinking that he was trying to make a fool of himself.    

    

Ning Yuesoong panicked, "Laozi …" Do you know why I am here? It's precisely because laozi is too casual, originally, according to laozi's physique, I could at least live to be over ninety years old. It's precisely because laozi's body was emptied by wine and sex, and didn't have much time left to live, and I even had to take care of my Ning Mansion, that's why I closed my doors and didn't come out. "    

    

"Since you don't have many years left to live, you still want me to take you out and bring you cigarettes. Aren't you just courting death?" I asked again, sure the old man was bragging.    

    

Ning Yuesoong was so anxious that his face turned red, as if he was trying to defend himself, and said: "I …" I'm already half a step into the coffin. If I stay here every day to keep my promise and have no goals in life, then I … Your father will never be at peace even in death's door! "    

    

Hearing this, I couldn't help but chuckle to myself. This old fellow really cared about face. I simply didn't argue with him and passed him the entire pack of cigarettes.    

    

With the cigarette in his hand, Ning Yuesoong's expression quickly changed. He quickly opened the package and took out a cigarette. He took out a lighter from his pocket, lit it up, and took a deep breath. His expression was absolutely stunning!    

    

"Ah ~ Comfortable." He exhaled the smoke and weakly sat on the wooden chair. He closed his eyes and took a second puff in a very enjoyable manner.    

    

When Ning Yuesoong was half smoked, he opened his eyes and laughed, passing me a cigarette, "Smoke, let's smoke together, old and young, then it'll be fun. If you satisfy all of my goals, I don't mind giving you all of my abilities, I'll definitely cultivate you to be one of the best Earth Board, and if you work hard, you'll even be able to squeeze into the Heavenly Ranking."    

    

"Then when are you going to teach me skills?" The four words, Heavenly Ranking Expert, were like a dose of stimulant. My entire body felt like it had been injected with chicken blood. I immediately perked up, accepted the cigarette and smoked one mouthful after another with Ning Yuesoong in the room as if I had committed a crime.    

    

Ning Yuesoong smiled and said, "No rush, no rush. After you finish smoking this cigarette, first do 200 push-ups and 100 deep squats on the spot."    

    

The cigarette in my hand trembled and I almost fell to the ground. "What about you?"    

    

"Sigh, in order to become an expert, one must take things step by step, step by step, step by step. "You don't know anything at all. First, practice your physique well and persevere for a week. At that time, I will teach you other things." Ning Yuesoong waved his hands again and laughed in a very weird way.    

    

I suddenly wondered if this old man was lying to me. Who didn't know how to do this? However, thinking about how he had made a move at the entrance of the academy and how his strength did not seem fake, he could only extinguish the cigarette with a skeptical expression. He rolled up his sleeves, placed his hands on the ground and began to do push-ups.    

    

Because I was born in the countryside, I have done a lot of farm work. I have a lot of strength, so 200 push-ups is just the limit for me.    

    

After doing 200 push-ups, I started to squat down where I was. That old fellow, Ning Yuesoong, smoked cigarettes one after another and was extremely free.    

    

After five minutes of training, my arms and legs were numb. My muscles were stretched taut, and I was extremely powerless as I sat on the wooden chair. My back was drenched in sweat as I panted heavily while my throat was filled with thirst.    

    

Ning Yuesoong held my cup with two fingers and said: "Don't drink it first, wait until your body recovers its strength, only then will it be useful. Otherwise, it will be useless practice, if you don't believe me, just wait a bit, when the time comes, drink it again, it will have a different feeling."    

    

I nodded my head in a daze, trying to calm my breathing and heartbeat. It wasn't until I recovered to the point where I could drink it all in one gulp.    

    

Strangely, it really did seem like Ning Yuesoong said, it felt different.    

    

Normally, drinking a cup of water after exercising would have felt like quenching one's thirst, but now that he had drunk a mouthful, it felt as though it had penetrated his entire body, giving him an indescribably carefree feeling.    

    

This time, I was completely convinced that Ning Yuesoong's strength was not just for show. It seemed that Ning Yuesoong was an expert with real ability. He immediately took a deep breath and asked excitedly: "Master Wu Steeler, what happened after I finished this?"    

    

"And?" Ning Yuesoong raised his white eyebrows and waved his sleeves, "There's no more after that. You can go back now. Bring me a cigarette tomorrow."    

    

I narrowed my eyes and studied the old man, wondering if he was trying to trick me. But after he pointed it out just now, it didn't seem like he was lying to me?    

    

With half-believing and half-doubting thoughts in my mind, I nodded my head, got up and walked out of the room.    

    

When I opened the door of the house, Ning Zhenbang was standing in front of it. He couldn't help but turn his head and look at my wet shirt. He couldn't be thinking of taking a trash like you as his disciple, right?    

    

"Hmph. Just you wait. One day, I will surpass you." I raised my head in dissatisfaction as I took big steps and brushed past myself.    

    

"Hehe, trash will always be trash. How can the firefly fire compete with Haoyue? With your bones set, are you still deluding yourself of surpassing me? " Ning Zhenbang sneered.