Martial: I Started The Technological Revolution In Ancient Times

He looked at his lost armor, and then at Xiao Yun, who was not in a hurry to escape, and who was busy with something else. He became even more furious.    

The reason why he led the army to chase after them was because of this.    

In fact, it was because Xiao Yun had really underestimated him.    

The hundred or so people he had brought earlier were not all of his strength, and he was not a hundred people long either.    

It was ten thousand people long!    

He was a true general.    

When he found his own army and chased after Xiao Yun, he would have full confidence.    

On the other hand, he also knew that this place was filled with poisonous insects and miasma, which was extremely dangerous. Xiao Yun would definitely find it difficult to walk all the way here. Perhaps by the time he caught up with them, only a few of Xiao Yun's troops would be left alive.    

Wouldn't that be a piece of cake?    

However, when they got closer, they found that Xiao Yun's team was not damaged at all!    

What did this mean?    

They had ways to resist poisonous water and poisonous insects!    

However, it was too late to turn back now.    

Bringing an army of ten thousand men to war and even leaving the Sun Moon Country was a matter that needed to be reported to the Imperial Court. If he could not catch Xiao Yun, it would become the crime of secretly dispatching an army.    

That was a huge crime of killing the head!    

Now, the arrow was already on the bow and couldn't be stopped.    

No matter what, he had to catch Xiao Yun!    

People always made themselves unable to back down because of greed.    

It was helpless, and it was also very realistic.    

The general gritted his teeth.    

At this moment, with a putong sound, a soldier beside him fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth.    

His body began to violently twitch.    

The others immediately came to treat him, but they had no idea what had happened to him. They could only watch helplessly as he died.    

The general's expression became even worse.    

Suddenly, his stomach rumbled.    

He was stunned for a moment.    

His face suddenly turned red.    

He was going to fart!    

He was a general, the leader of this group of fellows, and a noble in the capital.    

How can he fart in front of this group of people?    

He jumped off the horse.    

He narrowed his eyes.    

The pain made his expression even colder.    

His subordinates were all affected by his aura, and none of them dared to step forward.    

"Wait a moment, I'll go and take a look at the progress of the project."    

Then, he turned around and took four steps in all directions, walking towards the back.    

He looked very majestic, but his speed was extremely fast.    

The speed at which his legs moved was quite shocking.    

In an instant, it arrived in the forest and found a big tree. It looked to the left and right and stood with its back against the tree.    

It was noisy here, and the soldiers were trying their best to cut the tree.    

No one should be paying attention to him.    

Even if they did, he would just fart silently.    

After all, he had experience in this kind of thing.    

As long as his legs were eight inches deep and his buttocks were wide open, his breathing would be even and slow, and he would be able to remain silent!    

However, just as he was about to exhale...    

Suddenly, the sounds in the surroundings came to a halt.    

All of the soldiers turned their heads and saluted him.    

After all, it was their general who had come, so how could they not be polite?    

To show their respect for him?    

But... it was hard on the general.    

He opened his eyes wide and used all the strength in his body to withdraw the half-opened wound.    

Then he looked at the crowd.    

This kind of expression, in the eyes of those subordinates, was an indescribable domineeringness.    

"You all..."    

He had just said two words, and he almost let out a breath.    

The general immediately gritted his teeth and took a deep breath. He hid his trembling legs and said in a deep voice, "Hurry up!"    

Everyone immediately listened.    

The sound of work rang out once again.    

But at this moment...    

Poof, poof, poof, poof!    

An extremely inharmonious sound, very subtle, suddenly rang out.    

Everyone felt that they had misheard him.    

Looking left and right, frowning, they continued with the work in their hands.    

They thought that they had misheard him and that his ears were ringing.    

But in the next moment...    

A strange smell drifted over.    

It was called smelly!    

A soldier was the first to bear the brunt of the smell. He hurriedly used his hands to frantically flap in front of his nose and shouted loudly, "Who is taking a dump here?! Didn't you see that everyone is working? Get lost! "    

"Damn it, let's go in the direction we're looking for! We'll definitely be able to find it! I don't believe that anyone is so undisciplined as to take a dump in a workplace. "    

Someone immediately suggested.    

Everyone agreed.    

Then, they followed the smell. From the small taste to the gradually thickening, they could naturally find a direction.    

Then, at the end of that direction, they saw the general standing by the tree with a blank face!    

Everyone was stunned.    

A soldier said in a low voice, "General, as expected of a general. How badly have we been smoked? Look at the general! He stood motionless! It was as if he did not smell anything. This is the principle of not moving like a mountain! "    

"That's true. You don't want to know who our general is either? Although the capital says that the general is a Confucian general, hey. What Confucian general is! They didn't see the general killing in all directions on the battlefield! If they saw him, I'm afraid that the sour life would be scared out of their wits."    

"That's right... Then we have to learn from General! Since General is unmoved, we can't delay the construction of the bridge just because of this kind of meddling!"    

"Right, right, right. Everyone, work harder and catch up to that group of troublesome bastards!"    

The group of people finally returned to their posts and continued to work.    

But the general... had yet to recover his soul.    

His face turned pale.    

It was as if the color had faded.    

How could he want to get it?    

He had already controlled it very well.    

But...    

He shouldn't have trusted that fart!    

What should he do now?    

He couldn't move.    

Behind his pants, it was wet and hot.    

It was especially warm.    

However, he knew that it wouldn't take long for it to freeze there.    

It might even...    

He suddenly thought of something and turned his head in shock...    

As expected!    

There was a white fog behind him!    

It was called a floating immortal energy!    

"Urgh!"    

He couldn't help but want to vomit.    

But he still held it in.    

A cold wind blew, the smell spreading quickly, drying up very quickly as well.    

It didn't take long for the smell to dissipate.    

Only a lump remained...    

If it was anything else, it would be fine. After all, there was an armor blocking it.    

But this one was colored!    

He couldn't possibly say that he accidentally fell into a pile of mud, could he?!    

Then what should he do?    

He gritted his teeth.    

The wisdom of his life could not be destroyed just like that!    

He hurriedly waved his hands behind him with all his might.    

As expected, the white fog dispersed very quickly.    

But...    

The warm feeling turned cold and stiff, which was really uncomfortable.    

But it was still alright.    

The taste had disappeared.    

It was frozen.    

The white fog also disappeared.    

It was also frozen.    

He felt relieved. In the nick of time, he went back to his tent and changed his clothes.    

Without anyone knowing, he would pretend that nothing had happened.    

But...    

Crack crack!    

He took a step forward.    

A crisp sound came from behind him.    

His pants... were frozen solid!    

No, no, no!    

The position he was looking for was too bad!    

If he walked over like this, he would definitely expose his back in front of those people.    

He took a deep breath and his mind spun crazily.    

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration.    

He immediately shouted, "Go there and chop trees. The trees there are obviously taller and bigger!"    

It was a simple sentence.    

The soldiers felt warm in their ears.    

It seemed that the general had smelled it just now.    

In order to prevent them from being smoked, he had even asked them to change places.    

They really wanted to say that they could no longer smell it, so there was no need to change places.    

But how could they not appreciate the General's good intentions?    

Thus, they all walked towards the area in the distance where the trees weren't thick enough.    

Only then did the general heave a sigh of relief.    

He immediately started crazily rubbing his legs.    

He "softened" his already hard pants.    

Then, he started to run towards his own tent.    

"General, those bandits are ready to set off. Our bridge has not been completed yet. General, please make a decision... Uh..."    

At this moment.    

Suddenly, a voice came from behind the general.    

It was his general.    

He had been supervising the construction of the bridge.    

Now that he saw some changes in Xiao Yun's group, he rushed over to inform them.    

After he finished speaking, he looked up and saw the general's... pants that were covered in strange ice crystals.    

The general was also shocked by the sound.    

He was excited and had a reaction in his stomach, he didn't have time to stop it...    

Puff!    

The ice crystal melted.    

A white fog rose from behind the general.    

It was like a paradise on earth.