Reborn Conceited Soldier

However, the next moment, Sikong Banyu seemed to have been hit by a movement skill. He stood still on the spot in a daze and the corner of his mouth twitched. He almost had the urge to smash his head into the wall.    

    

Because he suddenly realized that he didn't have any money on him, not even a single cent. Thinking about the thousands of yuan he missed on the train, Sikong Banyu wanted to slap himself!    

    

Even if you don't care about the money, you can just take one or two hundred as a backup! But now, a dollar was not enough to defeat a hero.    

    

"Damn it, I realized that after coming to Earth, I became stupid, could it be that after changing my body, my head also degenerated? By... This has never happened before. "    

    

Sikong Banyu cursed in his heart. However, he still had to solve the problem at hand, otherwise, he would have to stay on the streets.    

    

Even though it's a common occurrence for a cultivator to have the heavens as his bed, we are still once the emperors in charge of the two territories! Squatting on the street? He would probably be too ashamed to meet anyone in the future.    

    

"F * ck, would a living person be suffocated to death by urine?"    

    

Sikong Banyu turned his head and looked at a well-dressed man with glasses, then walked over.    

    

"Friend, can I use your cell phone to make a call?"    

    

"What?" Borrowing a phone? Hehe … "Brat, you have good eyes. With just your little tricks, you have long been outdated by others. Liars are also an advanced occupation, you should learn more before coming back!"    

    

"Ugh …"    

    

"This aunt …"    

    

"Who did you say? Who is the aunt? "Look more clearly, I'm just a bit more mature. I'm only twenty-seven this year, how could I possibly be an aunt?"    

    

"Ah …" I'm sorry, I was wrong. "    

    

"It's fine if your eyes shine in the future, but if you don't have any prospects, then so be it. You don't even have eyes. From the looks of it, you've starved to death."    

    

"Ugh …" "F * ck …"    

    

"Eh? "Young lady, I have something urgent and don't have the money to make a phone call. Can I borrow your phone for a bit?"    

    

"You … What do you want? I told him that my boyfriend would be coming soon, so he shouldn't beat you up. "    

    

"Ah?" I just borrowed the phone. Why did he hit me? "    

    

"Hmph …" A liar like you has already been seen through many times by others. Look at how many times you have hands and feet. You have to be a liar. Otherwise I'll call the police. "    

    

"…"    

    

"This little brother …"    

    

"Brother …"    

    

"This …"    

    

Half an hour later, Sikong Banyu was squatting under a road sign on the side of the road with his head down. Ten thousand f * ckers were bullying him in his heart.    

    

This... Is there any trust between people? I just want to borrow a cell phone to make a phone call, why is everyone like this nowadays!    

    

If someone heard Sikong Banyu's thoughts, they would tell him: "Child, you have fallen behind because everything in this materialistic world requires money to be looked at and trusted? What's that? How much is a catty? "    

    

"F * ck …" Am I really going to sit on the street? " Sikong Banyu was on the verge of tears!    

    

Just when Sikong Banyu was about to walk around casually and find a police uncle to ask about the exact location of the Sikong Family, he suddenly felt a person standing in front of him.    

    

It was a pair of clean white canvas shoes. Her slender white legs slowly rose up to her knees, but turned into a pink short skirt, revealing her beautiful figure without any restraint.    

    

Sikong Banyu was wearing a light red vest with two protruding hills. When he looked up, it was very grand and it almost covered her appearance.    

    

The woman had dark, beautiful hair, and a faint fragrance emanated from her loose cape. Her oval face was smooth and fair, and her bright and beautiful eyes held a hint of surprise. Under her perky nose, her sweet lips were exuding an orchid fragrance.    

    

However, when paired with a delicate face, it gave off a different feeling. She seemed like a mature and charming woman, but also like a young and beautiful girl. It was hard to tell her age, probably somewhere between a girl and a woman!    

    

If you wanted to investigate what a girl was and what a woman was, you could only helplessly reply that it might be more practical to look for Aunt Du.    

    

"You are... "Sikong Banyu?"    

    

Sikong Banyu frowned. From his own memory, he didn't seem to know this woman!    

    

"Who are you? "You know me?"    

    

Hearing that, the woman couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, "It's normal that you don't know me. Oh right, why are you staying here and not coming home! Are you lost? You don't know the way home? "    

    

"Ugh …" "Right."    

    

When Sikong Banyu heard this, his old face flushed. He really wanted to find a hole and hide in it. A great Emperor lost his way. Was there anything more ridiculous than this?    

    

"Let's go!" I'll take you back, I'll stay near your house. "    

    

"Ah?" Oh... "Many thanks!" When Sikong Banyu heard this, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh. Damn, it seems that the heavens are merciful towards me. I actually met an acquaintance. Although she knew me and I didn't know her, it didn't matter as long as I could find my way home.    

    

Sikong Banyu followed behind the woman and walked forward.    

    

It had to be said that this woman was attractive enough and had a good back view. Her allure didn't decrease in the slightest, but Sikong Banyu didn't pay attention to this. He was thinking about how he should face his so-called family.    

    

Should he continue playing dumb? Or tell them they're back to normal.    

    

"Looks like it's better to continue playing dumb!" "Otherwise..."    

    

When he thought of Tang Tianyao from Xining Tang Family, Sikong Banyu smiled bitterly. He had long understood why Tang Tianyao was so good to him and almost made his granddaughter stick to him, so he was afraid that the matter of the Zhou Iron Barracks had already caused him to guess, because he was not like the fools in the rumors. Coupled with Ye Lingxin, Liang Yan, and Qin Meng's situation, they were all normal people.    

    

Besides, she had appeared in front of him without the slightest injury.    

    

Since even Xining's Tang Family could think like that, then naturally, there was no one in the capital, which was in the center of the city, more foolish than Tang Tianyao.    

    

"It's just that this fool …" It's not easy to pretend! "    

    

Sikong Banyu smiled bitterly, pretending to be normal was rising to the point of being sick. If a normal person pretended to be a fool, it would only make others feel disgusted, but at the same time, it would also make them feel disgusted. If a normal person pretended to be a fool, it would only make others feel disgusted, but at the same time, it would also make them feel disgusted.