C537 One Old and One Young Two Foxes
C537 One Old and One Young Two Foxes
There were a lot of fruits and vegetables in this ancient and unique courtyard. At first glance, it looked like a farm.
If Xue Chen hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would never have believed that the place where the old master of Shen Family lived was like this.
In Xue Chen's heart, places like Old Master Shen lived were at least planted. All kinds of strange flowers and plants. How could there be any fruits and vegetables?
"Your grandfather even planted this thing?" Xue Chen asked in surprise.
"When I was young, he always planted it again." Shen Xuening said lightly, "He said that it would be a waste to plant flowers and plants in these fields. It would be better to plant fruits and vegetables at the end of the road."
Xue Chen thought about it. It was indeed so. Planting flowers and plants could only be seen, fruits and vegetables could be eaten, and what he planted was definitely harmless.
When he passed by the vegetable garden, Xue Chen's hands itched. He could not help but pick a tomato and a cucumber.
"Do you want to eat that?"
Shen Xuening was speechless when she saw that.
"Like cucumbers. Women usually like cucumbers!" Xue Chen looked at Shen Xuening with a vulgar smile and said.
Shen Xuening thought it was nothing when she heard Xue Chen's words, but when she saw Xue Chen's wretched smile and lecherous eyes looking back and forth on her, Shen Xuening seemed to have thought of something. Her pretty face turned slightly red and spat, "Why don't you go and die?"
Seeing Shen Xuening's pretty face turn slightly red, Xue Chen said seriously, "Wife, what are you thinking? Why is your face red?"
Xue Chen seemed to have thought of something as he said seriously, "Oh, I know. You must have thought of somewhere else, honey. I'm not talking about you. Your mind is really dirty. Are all people with high academic qualifications so dirty?"
"Why don't you think about the good side? Don't you know that cucumber tastes good? Sweet, cool, bitter, non-toxic. It enters the spleen, stomach, and intestines. It has the ability to remove heat. " The effect is to clean water, clean urine, clear heat, and detoxify. The attending physician is annoyed and thirsty. His throat was sore, and his eyes were fiery. Fire burns. It also had the effect of losing weight, and it could also beautify his skin. Clear breath, kidney benefit, vitamin replenishment, diabetes prevention, and liposuction. It can also prevent kidney stones... "
Shen Xuening's nose twitched uncontrollably when she heard Xue Chen's words. This bastard clearly meant it, but now he actually started to talk about her. No, and he even listed the benefits of cucumbers...
At this moment, Shen Xuening had the urge to go berserk.
What kind of guy is this, how does he know so much!
Just as Xue Chen was showing off, an old and abrupt voice immediately sounded, "Well said!"
In the next moment, Old Master Shen walked towards Xue Chen and Shen Xuening at a moderate pace.
"Grandfather..."
Old Master Shen nodded. "Xuening, what Xue Chen said is right. Cucumbers do have a lot of benefits. Eating some cucumbers will bring a lot of benefits."
"That's right. Most women like cucumbers." Xue Chen winked at Shen Xuening and said.
Shen Xuening saw Xue Chen winking at her. How could she not understand what Xue Chen meant? She glared at Xue Chen.
Old Master Shen did not think too much about it and agreed, "Xue Chen is right. Cucumbers are indeed women's favorite."
Without waiting for Xue Chen to respond, Shen Xuening quickly said, "Grandpa, what do you want from Xue Chen and me?"
Shen Xuening did not dare to let Xue Chen continue. This guy had a belly full of bad water. It was easy to bring Old Master Shen into the ditch, so it was more practical to ask Xue Chen to shut up.
"Do I have to find you guys for something?" Old Master Shen smiled and said, "Can't I talk to my granddaughter and see what kind of man her granddaughter has found? Can she match you?"
What did this old man mean? Could it be that he wanted to pass the test for Shen Xuening and test himself?
"Of course!" Shen Xuening said indifferently, "Since grandpa wants to see him, then grandpa can talk to him and see how he is!"
As she spoke, Shen Xuening walked into the courtyard.
Shen Xuening was not a fool. How could she not know that Old Master Shen wanted to have a chat with Xue Chen?
"Ginger is still old and spicy. The old master can do it. He chased his granddaughter away with just one sentence."
As he spoke, Xue Chen coughed and spat on the ground.
Old Master Shen's mouth twitched when he saw that.
It had been so many years since anyone dared to act like this in front of him. Xue Chen was the first.
"Tell me, what does the old master want to talk to me about?" Xue Chen took out a cigarette and lit it for himself. "Would you like one?"
Xue Chen handed the cigarette to Old Master Shen. Old Master Shen wanted to pick it up.
However, Xue Chen seemed to have thought of something. He immediately took the cigarette.
"Forget it. You are so old. Stop smoking. This thing is not good for your body." Xue Chen took the cigarette back. "You should take good care of yourself now. If you don't smoke or drink, you can live longer."
Old Master Shen looked at Xue Chen with embarrassment and fire in his eyes.
To be honest, Old Master Shen really wanted to raise the dragon-headed walking stick in his hand and throw it at Xue Chen.
This bastard, since you know that smoking isn't good, why are you smoking in front of me? Don't you know how scary it is to smoke second-hand cigarettes?
However, Old Master Shen was shrewd and shrewd. He didn't show his anger. "To be honest, I don't like you!"
"That's okay." Xue Chen spat out a thick smoke from his mouth and said, "I don't want to live with you for the rest of my life. As long as your granddaughter likes you, it's fine."
"Is that so?" Old Master Shen's face slowly revealed a strange smile.
"Isn't it?"
"You haven't shared a room yet, have you?"
Xue Chen could not help but curse when he heard Old Master Shen's words. "Old fox!"
"Old master, are you asking too much?" Xue Chen said lightly, "Do I have to report to you when I'm in the same room with your granddaughter? "Master, I am going to have sex with your granddaughter tonight," Xue Chen said. Do you think so? "
Even though Old Master Shen was very shrewd and had trained his body and sex for the past few years, he had already reached the point where the sky would collapse and his heart would not be shaken. However, for some reason, after hearing Xue Chen's words, Old Master Shen had the urge to go berserk.
This bastard in front of him, that bastard... This bastard in front of him had a better mouth than his granddaughter's. Moreover, it seemed like he did not know what shame was at all.
"You... you..."
"How about I call your granddaughter out and you ask her about our shared room?" Xue Chen said plainly, "I am a man and it is hard for me to talk about this kind of thing."
The corner of Old Master Shen's mouth twitched uncontrollably. You are not talking about it. Can my granddaughter talk about it?
F * ck!
Old Master Shen took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart. "Sharp teeth! Sharp mouth!"
"Thank you for your compliment."
Old Master Shen was speechless when he saw such a shameless Xue Chen.
After that, the two of them fell into silence. They just looked at each other. Neither of them spoke.
At this moment, the two of them were competing in patience. They were playing the game of silence being gold. They were completely competing in their own power!
If anyone opened their mouth first, then they would lose.
Although Xue Chen was young, he had experienced many vicissitudes of life. There were many things that an old man had never experienced before. That was why he could tell what Old Master Shen was trying to say.
If you want to play with me, play with me patiently, that's fine. Let's see who has played with whom. Anyway, it's not me who is looking for you. It's you who is looking for me. I don't believe you can keep your cool.
After a while, Old Master Shen finally broke the silence. "You are very annoying!"
"Nonsense!" Xue Chen saw Old Master Shen open his mouth and said," As long as I have met a woman, there is no woman who does not love me. "
Three black lines could not help but appear on Old Master Shen's forehead.
"Your shamelessness beat me!"
"Can you marry such a beautiful wife if you want face?" Xue Chen said plainly, "Old Master, nowadays you are shameless, bold, and careful. That's why women love you!"
"If you are honest and honest, that woman will like you."
"It seems to make a lot of sense."
"That is the truth."
No wonder you are so shameless. It turns out that you want to provoke women. I'm afraid you have quite a number of women outside, right? "
This time, it was Xue Chen's turn to twitch his mouth. He was still old and spicy. This old thing actually started to beat around the bush!
"How is this possible? Am I that kind of man?"
"How do you feel?"
"Tell me, what do you want from me?" asked Wang Yao. Xue Chen didn't want to talk to Old Master Shen about these useless things.
"I thought you would not ask!"
"You don't have to tell me if you have the ability."
"If you don't ask, I definitely won't tell you."
"You're really shameless."
[Aren't you the same?]
"Then when you were young, how many grandmothers did you find for my wife?"
Old Master Shen's old body began to tremble when he heard Xue Chen's words.
This guy was not someone who would take a loss. He had just played a game, and now he was fighting back.
Looking at Old Master Shen's trembling body, Xue Chen's lips curled into a faint smile.
Old man, if you can bring me into the ditch, I can also bring you into the ditch!
One old man, one young man, two foxes, each with their own thoughts!
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(PS: Sorry, I had something to do last night, it was already two o'clock when I came back, this chapter was to make up for last night's third chapter! Today's update will be between 7: 00 p.m. and 10: 00 p.m.]