Jun Moxie's Trap!
Jun Moxie's Trap!
"Che… with the way you are, do you think you look bigger? Where are you big?" A disdainful voice rang out.
"You! I-I… I'm big everywhere! Bigger than you! Are you not convinced?" The voice turned angry. One could easily imagine the image of the little girl baring her claws and snaring her teeth…
"Hmph, I'm indeed not convinced… If you have the ability, let's take everything off and compare…" The unconvinced voice said…
"Alright, alright, stop bickering… what a joke it'll be if they heard you…" Another voice rang out.
Guan Qinghan and Mei Xueyan's foreheads were both filled with black lines…
Qiao Ying and Miao Xiaomiao also looked at each other with confusion. This… what was going on? Why is it so rowdy? It's fine if they're rowdy, but what does it have to do with us?!
Following that, the sound of messy footsteps rang out as several figures shuffled in.
In a short moment, the hall was filled with girls, becoming a gathering of flowers in a garden.
Dugu Xiaoyi, Han Yanmeng, and Ke'er poked their heads in through the door, just happening to meet Mei Xueyan's cold gaze. All of them swallowed uneasily, and walked in obediently, completely losing their domineering attitude from before…
Qiao Ying and Miao Xiaomiao looked at the three little girls who walked in, and their faces could not help but to twitch with shock.
Although these three lasses were young, they were as tender and bright as brilliant pearls. They looked incredibly adorable and cheeky, and their features were sharp and beautiful. With a single look, it was easy to see that when they grew up, they would definitely become country toppling beauties of a generation!
Furthermore, these few lolitas had figures that were somewhat overboard in amazingness. Especially the two in front, their curves and straight lines were extremely pronounced, and just by looking at them, one would be able to see… that these two lasses only looked like lolitas. In actual fact, they were already at an age where they could be plucked…
Look at those breasts… those waists… and those legs…
No matter how much their faces looked like little girls, they were clearly not little anymore…
The moment these three girls came in, the intended effect was immediately achieved. The somewhat solemn atmosphere was directly shattered instantly!
"Aiyaya, this must be Miao Miao, right? Keke, you're so pretty…" Dugu Xiaoyi measured Miao Xiaomiao with a wide grin. Examining her up and down, she walked several rounds around her, looking at her from head to toe, from her breasts to her buttocks, from her waist to her legs, even her face and her neck… Not a single part that was exposed on the outside was not pierced through by her keen gaze.
She stared so much that Miao Xiaomiao even felt the hairs on her skin rising!
This little lass's gaze was even more perverted than a pervert! It was as if she was stripping Miao Xiaomiao with her eyes and examining every fine detail…
The most ridiculous part was that this lass even proceeded to compare the former's assets with herself, and when her eyes landed on Miao Xiaomiao's chest, she even proceeded to knead her own breasts with a serious expression on her face.
Finally, she sighed and muttered to herself in a somewhat depressed tone. "Just a little bit smaller…"
"Hmph! Hers is definitely bigger; even a little bit bigger is still bigger…" Han Yanmeng skipped over to Dugu Xiaoyi's ear and said in an evil tone. Looking at Miao Xiaomiao's chest, she clearly had some looks of jealousy in her eyes as well, but she did not stop whispering in Dugu Xiaoyi's ears.
"Without taking it off to compare… only the Heavens know who's truly bigger!" Dugu Xiaoyi pouted and said. "Besides… I heard that that thing can get bigger after being kneaded I haven't been kneaded yet, but… she has… so, what's so strange about hers being a little bigger than mine…"
Miao Xiaomiao nearly passed out on the spot… what kind of words were those? Could this kind of stuff be talked about casually like this?
Moreover… did these little lasses think that their voices are very soft? With our cultivation, not to mention whispering in front of us; even if they were whispering hundreds of feet away, we can still hear them clearly…
Also… how did she know that I've been… kneaded…
There was no way to retort, and no ways to question. Depressing; too depressing! Awkward; too awkward!
"Sit sit sit… come, Elder sister Miao… let's us sisters have a good chat…" Her face burning with embarrassment, Miao Xiaomiao was dragged in a state of confusion to a plump chair. The moment she sat down, she discovered how soft and comfortable the seat was; even the back rest was soft and nice. When she leaned back, the chair even went down with her, as if it was a special little bed…
Ke'er grabbed the teapot as if it were a natural thing for her and began to pour some hot water into the cups…
Hot steam began to rise out of the cups as soon as the hot water was poured in. But before the steam could rise high, they were directly cut off as a piece of jade-colored thing was placed into the cups. In an instant, the water turned into a pale greenish color, as if it were a large piece of precious jade…
At the same time, an extremely graceful fragrance that caused one's heart to feel refreshed, instantly filled the entire hall, even spreading outside…
Qiao Ying and Miao Xiaomiao felt as if their minds and spirit had been reinvigorated…
And this was just a sniff…
In a short moment, the tea's fragrance had already spread into the first level's reception hall. Such a strong fragrance, even if it was not considered as a scent that could spread for 5 kilometers, it was pretty much there…
The people in the reception hall instantly wriggled their noses and sniffed at the air. What kind of tea was that? Such fragrance… it was simply too amazing…
Dugu Xiaoyi sneakily pulled Miao Xiaomiao to her side and stared at her with gleaming eyes. At this time, she was contemplating what methods she could use to gleam even the slightest bit of information on cooking rice from this powerful love rival. That baddie had said that he was waiting for her to show her skills in cooking. This time, she could no longer back out…
Not minding the sneaky lasses beside her, Qiao Ying lifted her teacup, took a light sip, and said, "That fellow Jun Moxie, is he not here?"
"The friends and enemies of Heavenly Scent are here, and he naturally needs to go and offer a greeting. He'll be back after that." Mei Xueyan said with a slight smile.
"Hm? Could it be that he's going to host the opening ceremony personally?" Qiao Ying was truly surprised this time.
"The opening ceremony… at the end of the day, that is just a ceremony." Mei Xueyan shrugged her shoulders. "If Mo Wudao is willing to behave properly, would Moxie need to make an appearance?"
"How could this be an ordinary ceremony? Such a grand matter like the opening of the Evil Monarch Manor, as the person with the highest authority here, how could Jun Moxie not appear personally?" Qiao Ying's hands shook, and she nearly spilled the tea.
This was too big a shock!
It was too ridiculous!
So it turned out that Jun Moxie had actually never intended to appear!
"It's still those same words; no matter how big of a ceremony it is, this is just a ceremony at the end of the day. Whether he wants to make an appearance or not… will depend on his mood." Mei Xueyan was also very helpless in this matter… Was this the only ridiculous matter? There would be another soon…
"Depend on his mood…" Qiao Ying was completely floored…
At this time, a loud hong sound rang out below. Following that, it was as if a pot of trouble had been opened, as clamorous sounds rose.
"What's going on?" Qiao Ying furrowed her brows.
"We've prepared a batch of top grade wine for the guests for today's ceremony." Mei Xueyan sighed helplessly… Towards this matter, she was truly somewhat speechless.
"To have prepared fine wine is a good thing ah…" Qiao Ying cocked her head with some confusion. All warriors in the pugilistic world loved wine. But no matter how good the wine was, it wouldn't be this rowdy right? That sound just now, didn't seem like it was the sound of cheering ah…
"But at the same time, we've also prepared a table of Austere Heart Orchids to thank the guests for coming. Everyone has one stalk exactly…" Mei Xueyan said with a bitter smile…
"PU…" Qiao Ying spat out a mouthful of tea that she had just drank, and choked for a long time. At that moment, all kinds of strange feelings surged through her heart.
The Austere Heart Orchid was an extremely magical item… however, it had a huge inhibition. That is, after consuming it, one would not be able to drink any alcohol for at least two hours! Otherwise, all the medicinal effects will be gone!
Although there would be no other effects, and the body wouldn't be hurt, that would still mean that they were wasting a rare treasure and a chance to be immune to a hundred poisons for a year…
Right now, the situation below was exactly because of this!
If they wanted the spirit herb, they could drink the wine!
But this wine… was the heavenly wine that was previously auctioned for great prices in Heavenly Scent City!
Hundreds of thousand liang silver a vat ah…
But if they drank the wine and satisfied their tongues… what should they do about the spirit herbs? This was a treasure that would allow them to be immune to poisons for an entire year ah! It was an additional layer of insurance on their lives ah…
It was no wonder that the guests were so conflicted… All of them were looking from the large amounts of top grade wine and the Austere Heart Orchids on the table, no knowing if they should laugh or cry…
This was an exceedingly hard choice to make! Some of those wine lovers who enjoyed a good drink more than their lives were already somewhat trembling, and they were swallowing their saliva repeatedly. Their two eyes were already rigid from staring too hard.
"Who came up with this idea?" Qiao Ying asked in a frustrated and amused tone.
This was too evil!
"Who else but Moxie?" Mei Xueyan massaged her temples in a helpless manner. Even until now, she could not manage to understand the meaning behind Jun Moxie's arrangement. Was this just a pure prank?
"What a high level prank, ah! This is a devious trap that directly targets certain people!" Miao Xiaomiao said with a faint smile. Right now, Mei Xueyan was directly overseeing the whole event and had to be concerned with the overall picture. Because of that, she was unable to see certain things. But Miao Xiaomiao was looking in from the side and could see certain things more clearly. Firstly, her family had great influence in the Misty Illusionary Manor, and she was naturally more learned about this kind of sinister schemes. Secondly, the verbal war between Jun Moxie and Mo Wudao earlier had given her some flash of inspiration in this moment, and she was able to understand the intricacies behind this matter.
"What does Miss Miao mean?" Mei Xueyan's eyes brightened.
Qiao Ying also turned her head around, while her brows remained tightly furrowed. If this were a trap targeted at someone, then there could only be one person to target: Mo Wudao!
Only a vengeful person like Mo Wudao who was good at seizing every opportunity and capturing every detail to attack Jun Mo Xie, in order to destroy the purpose of this magnificent ceremony! Only then, would Jun Mo Xie's counterattack be even sharper!
Because this was truly what it meant to fight while being thoroughly prepared!
Qiao Ying only hoped that Mo Wudao would not continue to pick any fights now, saving some face for the three Holy Lands. But… just as she was worried, that warm voice had already rang out, causing Qiao Ying to instantly feel a dreadful, cold feeling through her entire body!
Mo Wudao had ultimately still been blinded by his hatred and fell right into Jun Moxie's trap.